Meaning of IDMS

Discussion created by ca.portal.admin on Mar 26, 2008
I know this seems like a strange question; but what do the initials IDMS
st= and for=3F I think it's Integrated Data Management System. Or,
could it b= e, Integrated Database Management System=3F Our board hates
abbreviations = and acronyms; so we need to
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Sorry if this offends anyone, but:

There was a company in south west England that had invented a new
washing powder but did not know what to call it so they asked their
staff for some ideas.

One bright spark walked into the managing directors' office and
suggested they called it BUGGER - it stands for ""British Universal Grit
Grime and Effluent Remover"" he said.

The board could not imagine Mrs. Smith going into her corner shop asking
for a packet of bugger so they decided to call it ""Finest Universal
Cleaner Known"" instead.

Can I apologies for using this forum frivolously. It is a brilliant
platform and a great help to every IDMS user, and should not really be
abused in this way, but I can't resist the chance for a joke, and cannot
imagine life without humour and I'm sure it's going to get me into
trouble one day!!